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Honey Moon (5-1-2022)
01:32
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Honey Moon: 5-1-2022
v.FCGC-F/Bm7/G
b.Dm7CGF/Bm7/G
The moon is made of honey
Yes indeedie do
Roll on in and sweeten my world
I’ll have a cuppa tea with you
The moon is made of honey
Yes indeedie do
Over the lake a reflection of you
In the glow of a honey moon
During the day it’s fine
But it just won’t do
Daylight is burning
And I am too
Is the moon made of honey
Yes indeedie do
Every night my dreams so sweet
In the glow of a honey moon
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You Can’t Do That Here: 5-2-2022
v.GGm7CD-GD c.CGDG b.C..D..
Barefoot on the floor
Who will ask for more
Making s’mores
Besides the sleeping dragon
Quiet as a mouse
You call this thing a house
Uncork the wine
While the warden shuffles by
You gotta live your life
But can’t do it here
You gotta live your life
But you can’t do that here
Sneaking out to breathe some air
No no you can’t do that here
If you stick your neck out
The vampires come about
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3. |
Soul Song (5-3-2022)
02:03
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Soul Song: 5-3-2022
CEmFG-FGFG
Car alarm mocking bird
Beach shell that tells you something good
Whispering winds with secrets
Only the fly on the wall has heard
Rock n Roll rolling sea
The clover talks to the honey bee
Whispering winds with secrets
Only the owl slaps a knee
From the soul sing a song
And your soul will sing along
Call out from the blue
And we can all be in tune
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4. |
Cooking Party (5-4-2022)
01:58
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Cooking Party: 5-4-2022
v.FAA#G/A#/A
c.A#G/A#/A
It came in the night
And put up a fight
Then came knocking at your door
At night it took flight
Eye witness was a freight
Then it came wrapping never more
The enemy advanced
But magic happens
Like Laurel and Hardy
It’s a cooking party
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5. |
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Playlist: 5-5-2022
Play the game
strike a chord
Make the list
Pay to play
Pop goes the pop chart
Is your playlist playing you?
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My Favorite Monster: 5-6-2022
v.ADAD-AEDA c.DADA-
Rock n Roll the rock you’re under
No one knows the crime and wonder
Don’t you hear the lightning and thunder
Making my favorite monster
Rock this house but don’t come knocking
Make the noise from a live wire
This bedroom is on fire
Making my favorite monster
My favorite Monster
Uncover the rock you’re under
My favorite monster
Who’s gonna scare up some noise
My favorite Monster
Gonna scare the little girls and boys
My favorite monster
Who’s gonna scare up some noise
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7. |
Enough Shoes (5-7-2022)
01:02
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I Don’t Have Enough Shoes (To Throw At You): 5-7-2022
EEAA-EEAA-DDEE-DDEE
DDEE-DDEE-AAAA
What’s that, you don’t like my shirt?
Is there any point to being a jerk?
Bugs Bunny thinks you’re the worst
I’ve got nothing to prove
I don’t have enough shoes to throw at you
What’s that, you don’t like my slacks?
Is there any point to being a brat?
Get off my back and where’s my baseball bat
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Crashing Forward Blindly: 5-8-2022
GGCC-GGCC-DDGG-DDGG
Gm7 CDG/Gm7/C
Wake up its a new day
Go to work they say
Oh my god the sun is out
Birds they scream and shout
Right foot before the left
Now just who came up with that
Right path oh won’t you find me
I’m just crashing forward blindly
Fall asleep till a new day
Tends to happen that way
Oh my god the sun went down
Birds too they check out
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9. |
Free Range (5-9-2022)
02:10
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Free Range: 5-9-2022
FGC/C7/F-FGCC
Please stop the ride
And the spinning in my mind
I need a moment
To breathe
Gonna stop and smell the roses
Please point me to the roses
Free range free range
The range that you are free
Please stop the escalator
Sure I’ll listen to you later
I need a moment
To be
Please stop the elevator
Why are we talking about the weather
I need a moment
For me
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10. |
Besides Me (5-10-2022)
01:27
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Besides Me: 5-10-2022
v.CFCF c.GGm7GGm7
When I ride the train
There’s something missing
When I go to sleep
There’s something missing
When I grab a bite
There’s something missing
When the sun does rise
There’s something missing
Where’s the one I like to see
The spot besides me is empty
When I’m on the bus
There’s something missIng
When I throw a fit
There’s something missing
When I fall on my ass
There’s something missing
When I’m cold at night
There’s something missing
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I Said Good Day Sir: 5-11-2022
GGmaj7G7C-G7FCG
Swing from the vine
Claim what is mine
Watch the Boulder roll on by
I said good day sir
Fly in the plane
Save Fay Wray
Then order two milkshakes
I said good day sir
Mission to Mars
Well that just sounds far
That’s all folks it’s been fun
I said good day sir
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12. |
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Warm and Moonlit Night: 5-12-2022
v.CCCC-GGGG-DDDD-GGGG
c.DDCC-DD7CC-DDCC-DD7GG
It’s a warm and moonlit night
Everything’s starting to feel alright
I got some gas in the gas tank
And a mattress filled with cash
Nobody bothers me no more
Ever since I showed them what for
And I’m feeling a kind of luck
Save for the/those bodies in the trunk
It’s a warm and moon at night
Everything’s starting to feel alright
I wanna turn all the frowns upside down
I think I’ll see a different town
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Meet Me at the Graveyard: 5-13-2022
Meet me at the graveyard
I’m just dying to see you
You’re the gravest
My one and only boo
Got a killer date
On Friday 13
Meet me at the graveyard
I’ll show you my tomb
In my velvet underground
There’s plenty of gloom
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Fight or Flight : 5-14-2022
FGC/C7/F-FGCG
Thank you backup toothbrush
For being there in such an emergency
Do what feels right
Fight or flight
The meteor is headed right for us
Tell me your favorite ice cream flavors
It goes down tonight
Fight or flight
It’s time I got on the getaway horse
Riding off into the sunset
While the credits roll
Fight or flight
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Total Eclipse of the Moon: 5-15-2022
GG7C/D/G
On Saturday nite
Brave the concrete wild
Emerge from underground
The night sky is in tune
I see you
A total eclipse of the moon
On Saturday night
I’m a street walkin cheetah
Two blocks to the heart
The night sky is a zoo
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Shakin’ Everything: 5-16-2022
c.DDDD-AAAA-DDEE-DDDD
v.AAAA-DDAA
Shake shake shakin everything
Move move move that’s what you say
The oven’s on
What’s a rock ‘n’ roll song
This car don’t need any more gas
No need for smarts just move your ass
This boat don’t need any water to float
Just move to the sound it ain’t no joke
This plane don’t need propellers to fly
We’re throwin’ a fit and don’t ask why
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17. |
On a Shell (5-17-2022)
02:10
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On a Shell: 5-17-2022
v.GG7FD?-CC7AD
c.CC7FD?-CC7FD
You came in surfing on a shell
The sun setting on days we bid farewell
How we get along put into song
Your avocado toast skills are very strong
You came in averting banana peels
Plucking out the heart that you did steal
How we get along put into song
My brekie burrito skills are very strong
That day on the beach I remember well
You came in surfing on a shell
You were looking very nice
Don’t have to tell me twice
Your song puts me under your spell
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Another Tiny Song: 5-18-2022
GC7GC7-DCDC
Vanilla ice cream is underrated
That’s okay more for me
I’ll share it with you if you are nice
Just a little bit of advice
Gonna cut my hair short long
Went out today to mow the lawn
What the heck have I done wrong
Gonna write another tiny song
There’s a lot of things I gotta do
I hope I sleep the whole night through
I’ll have weird dreams and forget them too
And I wrote this song for you
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19. |
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Does Not Compute (5-19-2022)
Does not compute
Does not compute
Does not compute
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20. |
Sundress (5-20-2022)
02:01
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Sundress: 5-20-2022
v.GCGC-DCDm c.CGDG-CHDG
Like a moth to the flame
I wanna hang around you again
And you might be the greatest thing
Since WrestleMania III
Like the honey to the bee
Buzzing ‘round you and me
You might be the greatest thing
Since there were greatest things
The birds they tweet
Over a good morning tea
Sunny days oh yes
Barefoot in your sundress
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We slayed the dragon
Rejoice return to normal
We killed the monster
Time to light a candle
An uphill battle it was
Hiding out for so long
When the dragon sleeps we play
But we lanced our victory today
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Can You Don’t? 5-22-2022
v.GDCG-DD7CC7
c.GDCG/D
I’m sorry I cannot talk to you
I am too busy writing songs
Oh can you don’t
Oh no no no oh no no no
Do you have a problem
I see that you have a problem
I cannot help you with your problem
Have you tried therapy
Are you a vampire
I see that you’re a vampire
I cannot help you vampire
Have you tried therapy
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Happy World Goth Day 2022: 5-23-2022
Somewhere it’s too dark for you
Vampires need blood too
Goths on the Beach 2022
A little bit of darkness is good for you
Happy World Goth Day
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24. |
Excuse Me (5-24-2022)
01:35
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Excuse Me: 5-24-2022
v.GG7FC-FGCC
c.FGCC7-FGCC
Excuse me pardon me
Can’t you see I’m moving mountains
You can’t be unseen
Excuse me pardon me
Can’t you see I’m building castles
Lean in no don’t lean in
The drain has clogged in my absence
That’s it I’m getting my vampire defanged
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25. |
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Clown Car Blues: 5-25-2022
c.DAGD
v.DDDD-AAAA-GGGG-DDDD
b.GGGG-DDDD-AAAA-DDDD
Where up is down and stop is go
Off with their heads and I don’t know
Off is on and on is banana
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana
Hey where did you go
Please stop the clown car I’d like to get off
Where left is right and right is wrong
A rose is a rose but not in this song
Red is blue and you are too
We thought that you might have
Some Gray Poupon
Please stop the clown car I’d like to get off
Sometimes you gotta punch the donkey
And shave the chicken
to get something done around here
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26. |
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Fuzz Rock City: 5-26-2022
EGA/A#/A/G
EEEE-GGGG-AAAA-AA/A#/A/G
Come at and join us at the bad note club
Come make noise behind garage doors
Come on feel the fuzz tones
Come on come on come
Come and join us at the banned book club
Come make noise behind garage doors
Come on feel the fuzz tones
Come on come on come
We are you
You are we
Keep it weird
In fuzz rock city
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Ocean of Whisky: 5-27-2022
c.GGGG-GGGG-GGGG-DDDD
DDDD-DDDD-DDDD-GGGG
v.CCCC-CCCC-CCCC-DDDD
GGGG-GGGG-GGDD-GG
Pour me some whiskey
And put me on a Jitney
I’ll be leaving town pretty fast
Get thee to a beach
By an ocean of whiskey
If you need me I’m at the bottom of a glass
I’ll set sail to the seas
While my tumbler tumbles to me
I guess I’ll share if I’m swallowed by a whale
So pour me some whiskey
Buy an ocean of whiskey
If you need me I’m at the bottom of a glass
I’ll set sail to the seas
While my tumbler are tumbles to me
And the sun will never dry me out
So pour me some whiskey
Buy an ocean of whiskey
If you need me I’m at the bottom of a glass
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28. |
Deux Chats (5-28-2022)
00:50
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Meow
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29. |
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The Vampire is Dead: 5-29-2022
EEAB
ABAB
The Vampire is Dead
The Vampire is Dead
With a stake to the heart
And cut off its head
The Vampire is Dead
The Vampire is Dead
The Vampire is Dead
Oh quit your whining
Would you like some garlic bread
The Vampire is Dead
You can read a sign hangin on the door
Says no Vampires live here anymore
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Hello Starling: 5-30-2022
DDm6Dm7G-EmAaugDAaug
EmAaugD/Dm6/Dm7-EmAaugDAaug
The walls are caving in
The escape is now in progress
Narrowly missing
The arrows wizzing by
The floors are flooding with water
And the ceiling is on fire
Made the escape hatch
Seconds before detonation
Hello starling isn’t it lovely
The exploding Death Star
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Goodbye to the Smoldering Dragon: 5-31-2022
v.CAmDmG-CAmDmG-CAmDmG-DmGCG
c.CCCC-AmAmAmAm-DmGCG
Run along little vampire
Your presence is not needed
I’m suddenly offended by foggy windows
Ascending from the bunker with our dishware
Shove along little monster
Don’t slam the bathroom door no more
We still have flashbacks from your universe
Please descend into your darkened corner
Goodbye goodbye
Goodbye to the smoldering dragon
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Christopher James Mount Kisco, New York
This page contains the solo ongoings of Christopher James. Christopher, who also fronts the Art School Dropouts, has long resisted a solo outing of any sort--yet here he is.
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